Arrr, Ryan be over the moon for a treasure win, whilst he and Blake skedaddle from the show, dodgin' legal cannonballs!
2025-02-08
Arrr, mateys! The swashbucklin’ duo, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, be missin’ from the 2025 Critics Choice shindig, as a ruckus brews ‘twixt Lively’s matey, Justin Baldoni, over some legal nonsense! Aye, what a tempest in a teapot!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas and Hollywood shenanigans! It be said that Ryan Reynolds and his fair lass, Blake Lively, be missin' from the grand 2025 Critics Choice Awards, where Reynolds' raucous romp, "Deadpool & Wolverine," snagged the treasure of Best Comedy!With a hearty "Zing!" he raised the flag of victory on the Instagram seas, celebratin' with his crew from the film. Yet, 'twas not just his bounty, as Kieran Culkin's "A Real Pain" also claimed the precious title, makin' the night a jolly ol' jest!
While Reynolds be celebratin', he found himself straddlin' the business ship at a J.P. Morgan summit, rubbin' elbows with Disney's chief, Bob Iger, and even his mum! But alas, the awards show host, comedian Chelsea Handler, took a jab at the squall brewin' between Lively and Justin Baldoni, who be embroiled in a stormy legal battle!
With leaked messages and mad claims flyin' about like cannonballs, the ruckus be entertainin’ the masses! Handler rightly thanked them for the distraction, sayin' “It ends with us, guys!” Aye, it seems the drama be thick as fog on the high seas of Tinseltown, and the trial be settin' sail in March 2026! So hoist the sails and keep yer eye on the horizon, for this tale be far from over!