Arrr, just days afore the orange captain cut the coins, a lass from Israel was stuck at a school, she be sayin'!
2025-02-09
Arrr, matey! Emily Damari, once a captive in the UNRWA’s lair in Gaza, has been set free! A grand ol’ swap ‘twixt Israel and Hamas, like treasure for a truce! She be back among the living, with tales of her salty adventures! Avast, what a merry jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round to hear the tale of Emily Damari, a lass who found herself in a right pickle, held captive by scallywags of Hamas in a supposed haven called UNRWA, where they be hidin’ their dastardly deeds! Emily, bless her heart, was shot and left without proper care—only a rusty bottle of iodine to tend to her wounds!When the winds of fortune finally blew her way and she was freed, she spun a yarn to the British Prime Minister, Keir Starmer, about the tunnels and weaponry discovered by the brave Israeli Defense Forces beneath the UNRWA school where she was imprisoned. Crikey, it’s a wonder the pirates didn’t find her first!
Her mother, Mandy, called for a cannon blast of pressure on both Hamas and UNRWA to release the remaining hostages. “The suffering ain't over,” she cried. As the U.K. still supports the controversial agency, and with Trump keeping a tight purse on their funds, the seas be stormy for UNRWA. Aye, they be accused of playin’ footsie with terror, while tryin’ to keep a straight face!
With accusations flyin' like cannonballs, and the U.N. dismissin' ‘em as mere “big talk,” it seems the tides be turnin’ against the agency. So, batten down the hatches, for this saga be far from over, and we’ll be watchin’ with eager eyes as the tale unfolds! Arrr!