Arrr! Four jolly aims to ease yer matrimony and keep yer heart true to yer matey fer all eternity!
2025-02-09
Avast, ye scallywags! In a world where folks be laughin' at the bonds of wedlock, National Marriage Week be settin' sail to change the tune, celebratin' the holy matrimony instead of makin' it a jest! So hoist the sails and raise a tankard to love, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy mateys! Behold, the grand event known as National Marriage Week, settin’ sail from Friday till the heart-shaped day of love, Valentine's! In a world where folks be laughin' at the sacred bond of marriage, this week aims to hoist the sails of joy and celebrate the union of hearts.Though many landlubbers desire to tie the knot, they fear their love ship might sink. In the days of yore, 90% of scallywags aged 35 were hitched, but now, only 60% of the crew be wearin' rings! Fear not, for deep down, we all crave love and a cozy cabin to call home. So how can we navigate these treacherous waters?
Our trusty spokesperson, Arlene Pellicane, released a tome on the matter, revealing four jolly goals for couples to follow. First, set sail with shared priorities, like attendin’ church and breakin' bread together. Second, express yer gratitude—every matey loves a kind word! Third, shift yer mindset from takin' to givin', and finally, don’t forget to keep the fun alive! A hearty laugh and shared adventures can turn rough seas into smooth sailin’!
So, here’s to stronger marriages makin’ for happier seas and calmer shores. Aye, let’s raise a tankard to love and laughter this National Marriage Week! Yarrr!