Arrr! Trump be chattin' with ol' Putin as the Ukraine rumble be nearin' its third year o' chaos!
2025-02-09
Arrr, matey! The captain o' the land, Trump, be spillin' the beans 'bout a chinwag with the Czar of Russia, Putin! He claims the scallywag wants the bloodshed to cease, but the wind be blowin’ unclear on their parley count! CNN be huntin’ for answers, like a dog sniffin’ treasure! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of the high seas of politics! It seems Captain Donald Trump be spillin' the beans in a recent parley with the New York Post. He claims to have had a chinwag with the notorious sea dog, Vladimir Putin, the ruler of the frosty Russian waters!In this here interview, Trump be sayin', "He wants to see people stop dyin'!" Arrr, ain't that a noble desire? But shiver me timbers, it be unclear when these two buccaneer leaders met or if they be talkin' since Trump took the helm in January! CNN be tryin' to hoist the sails for more information from the National Security Council, but the seas be murky!
Trump, that clever scallywag, be keepin' his secrets tight, sayin' he “better not say” how often he's had the pleasure of Putin’s company. Aye, he prattled on about a “...” but left us all wonderin' like lost sailors lookin' for land! So here we be, folks, waitin' on the edge of our galleons to see what treasures these two scoundrels might plunder from the depths of diplomacy!