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Arrr, the Trump crew be shoutin' at the landlubbers to stop fillin’ their electric ships! What a jolly jest!

2025-02-09

Avast ye landlubbers! In a missive from the Federal Highway scallywags, the grand quest fer speedy EV chargers, worth a treasure of $5 billion, be put on hold! The Biden crew's plans be suspended ‘til spring, leavin' state captains scratchin' their noggins. Arrr, what be this green folly?

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' news from the landlubbers in the Federal Highway Administration! Just this Thursday, they be sendin' a memo that’s caused quite the ruckus on the high seas of electric chargers! A shiny treasure of $5 billion meant for fast EV chargers on the highways be ordered to be put on hold, aye!

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