Arrr! A wise scallywag warns the crew not to hoist the sails to DEFCON 5 fer every trick of that Trump matey!
2025-02-09
Arrr, mateys! Rep. Jared Golden be sayin’ to his crew, “Avast! Quit yer squawkin’ about every little thing that scallywag Trump be doin’! It be makin’ us look as foolish as a parrot wearin' a tricorn hat!” Keep yer wits, lest we sink our own ship!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Rep. Jared Golden from the land o' Maine! This scallywag be warnin' his fellow Democrats to not go all “DEFCON 5” on every little thing that President Trump be doin'. Aye, if ye cry wolf too often, folks'll stop listenin'! Golden be sayin' that makin' every blasted issue a grand calamity just be takin' the wind outta their sails. He’s been a bit miffed with his own crew, even pointin’ a finger at Captain Biden himself when it comes to the border crisis and fancy talk of authoritarianism.In a jolly ol' op-ed, he even predicted that Trump might snag the next election — and he’d be just fine with that! He be stressin' that instead of jumpin’ ship at every presidential utterance, he’d rather keep an eye on what the ol’ captain does. His focus be on bringin' home hostages, not just chasin' after words like a landlubber. Golden’s ready to hoist the sails on issues like border security and energy independence, but he be a touch skeptical about tax policies that might sink the ship further into debt. So, let’s raise a tankard to Golden, the pirate of pragmatism in a tempest of tantrums!