Arrr! Trump be snatchin’ Biden’s treasure map o’ secrets in a jolly ol' revenge caper!
2025-02-09
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be saying he'll hoist the sails on Biden's secrets, just like Biden did to him after that ruckus on January 6! He be declarin’, “No need fer that scallywag to peek at me treasure maps! Off with his spyglass!” Aye, the seas be gettin’ stormy!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fierce tussle betwixt the scallywags Trump and Biden! The mighty Trump, with a belly full of bravado, be makin' a bold proclamation, sayin' he’s robbin’ poor Biden of his precious security clearance, like a pirate nickin’ gold doubloons from a landlubber’s chest!In a missive fit for a captain, Trump declared, “Nay, there be no need fer Joe to be privy to our secret treasures of knowledge any longer!” Like a weathered buccaneer settlin' old scores, he be spoutin’ that this be payback for Biden’s deed of castin' him adrift after the ruckus on January 6th. Aye, it be a tale as old as the sea—tit for tat, revenge served cold as a sailor's grog!
So, with a swish of his quill and a wink to the crew, Trump decided to cut off Biden’s daily dose of intelligence like a captain snappin’ the riggin’ when the storm be brewin’. Aye, the high seas of politics be a treacherous place, where every crew must watch their backs! Let’s hoist the sails and see where this tempest takes us, savvy?