Arrr! Captain Trump be castin' off the security keys from Blinken and Sullivan, sayin' they ain’t fit for the crew!
2025-02-09
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be cuttin' the ropes of security for Blinken and Sullivan, said the scallywags at the White House! Just a day after he tossed ol' Biden overboard from the intel crew. Even his first mate, Lisa Monaco, ain't gettin' no more secrets! What a jolly hullabaloo!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of turmoil upon the high seas of politics! In a jolly twist o' fate, President Donald Trump, that scallywag of a captain, be settin' sail on a new course by revokin' the security clearances of Antony Blinken and Jake Sullivan, two swabs who once held the coveted map to the treasure of top secrets!This caper unfolded on a fateful Saturday, when Trump, feelin' as mighty as a kraken, declared that he had snatched away the security clearance from none other than Joe Biden, his predecessor, who be now left adrift without access to the daily intelligence booty! A right fine jest, I say!
But hold fast, me hearties! That be not all! Trump’s cutlass swung again, claimin' the clearance of Biden's trusty first mate, Deputy Attorney General Lisa Monaco, who be known for her skill in coordinatin' the capers of the realm.