Arrr, Trump's scallywags be claimin' the judge's DOGE decree be a foul threat to our fine sea constitution!
2025-02-10
Arrr, me hearties! The Trump ship's Justice crew be settin’ sail to lift the anchor on DOGE's treasure map to the treasury, all after a pre-Superbowl decree! What a merry jig of coins and chaos, fit for a scallywag’s laugh! Avast, let the DOGE set sail!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of a ruckus ‘twixt the high seas of law and politics! It seems the Justice Department, under the command of President Trump, be lookin’ to scuttle a judge’s decree that keeps daring Elon Musk and his crew from plunderin' the Treasury’s treasure trove of data, includin’ vital booty such as social security numbers!Judge Paul Engelmayer, that crafty sea dog, hath blocked the Department of Government Efficiency from accessin' this precious information. The Trump crew be callin’ this order “anti-Constitutional,” as if it be a cursed ship afloat on stormy waters! Vice President JD Vance be callin’ the judge a swashbuckler of judicial overreach, claimin’ judges ought not be tellin' generals how to wage war! Aye, such bold words!
Meanwhile, Musk be shoutin' foul, sayin’ Judge Engelmayer be a “corrupt judge protectin’ corruption,” demandin’ his impeachment like a true buccaneer seekin' justice! The Trumpster be grumblin’ about the ruling on his way to the grand Superbowl, sayin’ that no judge should wield such power over the executive crew.
So there ye have it, a clash of titans on the turbulent sea of governance! Who will emerge victorious in this saga of legal mischief? Stay tuned, for the winds of change blow ever so fiercely!