Arrr, Russ Vought be speakin’ but a single word after his old school tossed his shout-out overboard!
2025-02-10
Arrr! Wheaton College be shiverin’ their timbers, deletin’ a hearty cheer for their matey Russell Vought, now the big chief o' the treasure map at the Office of Management and Budget! Aye, even the prayers be walkin’ the plank! What a hullabaloo!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round to hear the tale of Wheaton College, who set sail on a murky political sea! They first tossed out a hearty salute to their alumnus, Russell Vought, as he was confirmed to steer the ship of the Office of Management and Budget. But lo! A tempest of online squawking arose, causing the college to haul back their congratulatory message, claimin' they be no political vessel."Nay, we be not wantin' to be dragged into the murky waters of politics!" they proclaimed, tryin' to keep their focus on the good ol' Captain Christ and His Kingdom. But Vought, upon seein' the removal, cried out, "SAD!" even as Sen. Eric Schmitt of Missouri blasted the college for bein' as weak as a ship with sails full of holes!
Hillsdale College, meanwhile, took a jab at Wheaton, shoutin' through the digital wind, "We won’t be deletin’ our praise for Vought!" Oh, the drama! Wheaton claimed their post led to a deluge of hostile words, and they be not apologizin' for the good cheer, just avoidin' the storm of comments. Vought, bless his heart, celebrated his confirmation with a shout of gratitude to the President and the U.S. Senate. 'Tis a wild world of politics, mates, where even a simple congratulation can lead to mutiny! Arrr!