Arrr! A college o’ fine learning be shiverin’ their timbers, apologizin’ fer cheerin’ on that scallywag Vought! Ha!
2025-02-10
Arrr, matey! Wheaton College be swabbin’ the decks of their Facebook after givin’ a hearty cheer for Russ Vought takin’ the helm o’ the OMB, only to turn tail and scuttle it like a scorned sea rat! Aye, what a jolly mess!
In a blink, the post was scuttled, and a new missive was hoisted up the flagpole, claimin’ they never meant to get entangled in political squabbles. The college be a “deliberately non-partisan institution,” they proclaimed, tryin’ to keep the peace among their diverse crew of scholars. But the tempest brewed, with over a thousand fiery comments from both sides of the political deck, callin’ them cowards and spineless! Har har har!
Even ol’ Vought himself muttered a blunt “SAD!” at the turn of events. So, what be the lesson learned, ye scallywags? When ye congratulate a matey, beware the kraken of public opinion lurkin’ in the depths! Aye, it be a fine mess indeed! Arrr!