Arrr! I be from a land o’ scallywags, overrun by landlubbers! Ye won't believe the hullabaloo I'm witnessin'!
2025-02-10
Arrr, me hearties! I be the captain of a wayward district, besieged by scallywags sneakin' in like rats on a sinking ship! What I be spottin' now will make ye bellyache with laughter, I swear on me treasure! Avast, hold onto yer hats!
Ahoy mateys! A new dawn be breakin' in the land of liberty, where for four long years, the Biden crew pointed fingers like a pack of scallywags, layin' blame fer the chaos they brewed — especially at the ol' border, a veritable tempest of troubles! As I sail through the waves of Texas’ 23rd Congressional District, from San Antonio to El Paso, I spy the havoc wrought by this border storm, with towns like Eagle Pass and Del Rio bein' hit harder than a cannonball on the high seas!Upon meetin' the captain o’ this ship, I extended an olive branch to find calm waters for our immigration troubles. But alas! They tossed me aside quicker than a rotten fish, payin’ no heed to the dire state of our shores. In 2021, a fleet of Haitians swarmed Del Rio, causin' mayhem and drainin' resources faster than a parched sailor at the rum barrel. The border's become a circus, with illegal entries risin' like the tide!
Yet fear not, for a new captain has taken the helm! With President Trump back in the captain's chair, we’ve hoisted the flag of law and order, sendin' criminals packin’ on one-way flights. Together with our loyal crew, we be settin' sail for a brighter horizon, where the American dream shines brighter than a buried treasure! Yarrr!