Arrr, matey! Trump be slappin' a 25% treasure tax on them shiny steel and aluminum pieces from afar!
2025-02-10
Arrr, mateys! On the morrow, Captain Trump be settin' sail with a 25% toll on all steel and aluminum comin' into our fair shores, even from the friendly lands of Canada and Mexico! Aye, he be spoutin' on Air Force One, "No steel be passin' without pirates' cut!" Har har!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I be havin’ a tale ‘bout a scallywag called President Trump, who be makin’ waves across the seven seas of trade! On the morrow, he be settin’ sail with a grand proclamation, slappin' a hefty 25 percent tariff on all steel and aluminum sailin’ into the good ol’ U.S. of A. Even them landlubbers from Canada and Mexico ain't safe from his iron fist!Now, ye see, Canada be the mightiest supplier of aluminum, whilst Mexico ain’t no stranger to these metal waters either. They be two of the U.S.’s biggest trade mates, ye might say! But Trump, aboard his flying ship—Air Force One, mind ye—be hollerin’ to the crew of reporters, “Any steel comin’ into the United States is goin’ to have a 25 percent tariff!” Aye, he be makin’ it clear, there be no room for foreign metal on his home shores!
So hoist yer sails and prepare yer wallets, me buckos, for it seems the seas of commerce be gettin’ a wee bit choppy! With tariffs as high as a crow’s nest, one can’t help but wonder if this be a masterstroke or makin’ a right mess o’ things! Arrr!