Arrr! The teachers’ crew be teachin’ scallywags to dodge the law, even after Homan be givin’ them a hearty warning!
2025-02-10
Arrr, matey! A fresh-treasure video be floatin' 'round, showin' the teachers' union of New York City givin' tips on how to help landlubber migrant families dodge them Immigration sea dogs! It be a right ruckus, I tell ye! Avast, who knew schoolin' could be so cheeky!
Ahoy, me hearties! A curious tale be blowin' in from the bustling port o' New York City, where a fine rep from the United Federation of Teachers be spillin' the beans on how to help scallywags avoid the clutches of ICE—those pesky Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents! Aye, in a Zoom parley, this teacher be instructin’ fellow educators on keepin' the landlubbers snug as a bug in a rug, sayin', "If ICE be knockin', don’t ye dare open the door!"With bravado, the representative warned that even leavin' the door chained could be seen as lettin' 'em in! What sorcery be this? And for those who be speakin' naught but foreign tongues, they’ve got "red cards" ready to slip under the door—proclaimin', "I do not wish to speak to ye!" A true pirate's strategy, if I may say!
But wait! Mayor Eric Adams be sendin' a memo to city folks, warnin' that protectin' a stowaway could land ye in a federal pickle! Aye, he sayeth, “We’ll not put our crew in harm's way!” Meanwhile, the border czar be raisin' his cutlass, threatin' blue cities with more agents if they don’t mend their ways. It be a wild and treacherous sea, this immigration affair, mateys! Keep yer wits about ye!