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"Arrr! Looks like them NIH coin purses be lighter, thanks to a scallywag report raggin’ on 'DEI Crew'!"

2025-02-10

Arrr, in a scroll markin' the plunderin' o' university treasure, the US National Institutes o' Health be borrowin' words from a landlubber think tank, blastin' the “political left” like it be a scallywag hoardin' all the rum! Avast, me hearties, the seas be rough for them scholars!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I be havin’ a tale as juicy as a barrel o’ rum! The good ol’ US National Institutes o’ Health be sendin’ word o’ a mighty slash in the treasure chest o’ university fundin’. Aye, it be a cut so deep, it’d make Davy Jones himself shed a tear!

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