Arrr, matey! Trump's thirst fer vengeance be a tempest more fearsome than a kraken unleashed!
2025-02-10
Arrr, matey! A new parchment spills the beans 'bout Captain Trump’s jitters 'bout a dagger in the back from them Iranian scallywags! With tales of pointy missiles flyin’ about, he hatched a cunning plan, usin’ his crew as bait in a jolly ol' plane swappin' caper! Huzzah!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the landlubber known as Donald Trump and his frightful fears during the grand campaign of 2024. This be no ordinary yarn; it be one of paranoia and schemes that would make even the stoutest pirate shiver in his boots!