Arrr, matey! One poor soul met Davy Jones after a flying contraption collided at Scottsdale's harbor! Blimey!
2025-02-10
Arrr, me hearties! On a fine Monday, a flying contraption went rogue, plundered the runway, and crashed into another vessel of the skies at Scottsdale! One poor soul met Davy Jones, but the rest be left laughin' at this sky-bound folly! Aye, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the skies above Scottsdale, Arizona! Aye, on a fateful Monday afternoon, a vessel of the air met its doom, claiming at least one poor soul to Davy Jones’ locker!The brave lads of the Scottsdale Fire Department, in their finest brave attire, reported that five scallywags were involved in this misadventure, with one still caught like a fish in a net! Aye, they be workin’ furiously to rescue the poor landlubber trapped inside that metal beast.
According to the FAA, the mischief began when a Learjet 35A decided to take a wild turn off the runway and collided with a Gulfstream 200 – aye, a right ruckus it caused! The crash occurred at 2:45 p.m., when the skies were as clear as a sailor's conscience—until they weren’t!
Scottsdale Airport, in a most peculiar post on X (aye, it be a social media spot, not a treasure map), confirmed the calamity and declared the runway closed tighter than a pirate’s purse! Fear not, for the FAA is on the case, investigating what led to this airborne calamity! So keep yer eyes peeled, mateys, as this tale be still unfoldin’!