Arrr, Trump be sayin’ if them hostages ain't free by Saturday, let the cannonballs fly 'n chaos reign!
2025-02-10
Arrr, mateys! President Trump be sayin' if them scallywags of Hamas don’t return the hostages by noon on Saturday, he’ll blow the ceasefire to smithereens and unleash a storm of chaos! Avast, hold onto yer hats, fer all hell be risin’ like a rogue wave!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the mighty Trump and the squabblin' scallywags known as Hamas. Our captain o’ the ship, Trump, be callin’ for a bold ultimatum: if them dastardly pirates don’t return all hostages by the stroke of noon on Saturday, he’ll be settin' sail for chaos, sayin’, “Let all hell break out!” Aye, the man’s got a flair for the dramatic, eh?After scribblin’ a few orders in his grand cabin, he declared that the fate of the ceasefire be in the hands of Israel, while demandin’ the return of their precious prisoners, “not in drips and drabs.” If time be up, it’s every man for himself, he says! Meanwhile, Hamas be claimin’ they’re delayin’ their part due to Israel's supposed foul play, a real tussle on the high seas of diplomacy!
With a ceasefire underway, both sides have played their hands a bit, swappin' hostages like a game o’ cards. But, lo and behold, if more bad news be blowin' in from the horizon, ye can bet ol’ Trump’ll be ready to unleash the Kraken! So, buckle yer swashes, ‘cause this squabble be far from over, and the captain's patience be wearin’ thin! Avast!