Arrr, Trump’s lass Tulsi be makin’ her final sail, ready to claim her treasure or walk the plank!
2025-02-10
Arrr, on the fateful Monday, fair Tulsi Gabbard be settin' sail for her final vote o' procedure, readyin' to hoist the Jolly Roger as Trump’s swashbucklin' Director of National Intelligence! Aye, let the seas of politics be calm as she charts her course!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics, where President Trump be settin' sail with his choice for Director of National Intelligence, the fair lass Tulsi Gabbard. She just be clearin' her last stormy hurdle, with a vote of 52-46, all in the name o’ party loyalty, no less! Aye, it be a right ruckus!Once thought to be as vulnerable as a ship with a hole in its hull, Gabbard has dodged the legislative cannon fire and emerged victorious! With the Senate Select Committee givin' her a nod, it seems she’s got the wind at her back, thanks to some wise GOP mates, like Collins and Young. Rumor has it, even the ol' Vice President JD Vance be overseas, makin' it smoother for Gabbard to sail into the final vote this Wednesday.
Now, the Democrats be settin’ their sights to trap her with a long debate, but it be lookin' like she’s got a solid crew to back her up—only three Republican votes can slip through her fingers! So, me hearties, let’s raise a tankard to this wild adventure on the sea of Senate nominations! Will she hoist the flag of victory? Stay tuned, for the next chapter awaits! Arrr!