Arrr! A landlubber judge be stoppin' Trump’s treasure hoardin’ of coin for doc’s magic potions! Avast!
2025-02-11
Arrr, mateys! A mighty magistrate be stoppin’ the NIH from slashin’ treasure for medical quests, after 22 states raised a ruckus. Judge Angel Kelley, a daring soul chosen by Cap’n Biden in ’21, be holdin’ the policy at bay till more parley on Feb. 21. Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of legal skirmishes and government blunders! On a fine Monday morn, a federal judge, the fair lass Angel Kelley, did raise her gavel in defiance against the dastardly plans of the National Institutes of Health, which sought to slash the doubloons doled out for medical research like a scallywag cuts down a flag in battle!Yarr, ye heard it right! A mighty band of 22 states, like a crew of brave buccaneers, banded together to thwart this nefarious scheme, launching a lawsuit to protect their treasure troves of research funds. Judge Kelley, appointed by the esteemed Captain Biden in the year of our Lord 2021, has put a temporary hold on this villainous policy until a grand court battle can unfold!
Mark yer calendars, for a hearing be set for the fateful day of Friday, February 21! Will justice prevail, or shall the winds of bureaucracy blow favorably for the scoundrels? Only time shall tell, but for now, the good folks of them 22 states can breathe a sigh of relief, clutching their petri dishes and lab coats as they await the next round of this high-seas legal saga!