Arrr! Louisiana be back to sendin' scallywags to Davy Jones, now usin' fancy nitrogen gas for the fun!
2025-02-11
Arrr, mateys! Governor Jeff Landry be speakin' of a curious plan! The Louisiana crew be usin' nitrogen gas to send scallywags to Davy Jones' locker. A right breezy way to meet yer maker, if ye ask me! Avast, what a way to go, eh?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale to spin 'bout the good ol' Louisiana seas of justice! The mighty Louisiana Department of Public Safety has just unfurled a new protocol, lettin' death row inmates meet their fate via the curious method o' nitrogen hypoxia! Aye, it be a fancy term fer takin’ the last breath, announced by none other than Captain Jeff Landry himself!After a long 15-year lull, executions be set to sail once more, followin’ in Alabama’s wake, where they’ve already tried this uncharted waters! The condemned will have a chance to parley with their spiritual advisers, and their kin can witness this grim spectacle! The infamous Angola Penitentiary will be the stage for this macabre show, where the gallows will be fitted with medical gadgets to check if the condemned still be kickin’ after the deed is done!
With about 60 scallywags awaitin' their doom, the state be ready to dispense justice at long last. Landry declares that the time for broken promises be over, and justice will flow like rum on a pirate ship! But, beware, mateys! The winds of litigation may still delay this eerie voyage, for the seas of justice be often turbulent! So, hoist yer sails and prepare fer whatever may come!