Arrr, says the CNN swab, Democrats' mad chatter 'bout a shutdown be as senseless as a parrot on a diet!
2025-02-11
Arrr, me hearties! CNN's wise sea dog Mark Preston be spoutin' that some scallywag Democrats be ponderin' a half-sunk ship of a shutdown to give ol' Captain Trump a proper hullabaloo 'bout his mischief. Aye, the tides be turnin' in the political sea!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the tumultuous seas of politics! Our trusty CNN seafarer, Mark Preston, be takin’ aim at the “madness” of some Democrats thinkin' a government shutdown be the way to protest Cap’n Trump’s cuts to the treasure chest. Just last Monday, Boris Sanchez, co-captain of the CNN ship, noted how these scallywags be changin' course despite their past warnings against such folly.Preston, with a hearty laugh, declared this notion made “no sense politically.” He be ponderin’, “How can ye hoist the Jolly Roger for a shutdown whilst claimin' government be gettin' trimmed? It’s like raisin’ anchor in a storm!” He also pointed out that the good folk of Kansas likely care more 'bout their corn than a $17 million grant for tax advice in faraway Liberia.
Preston be callin’ for the Democrats to tighten their sails if they be wishin’ to steer their ship back to favor with the people. He jested about Cory Booker’s complicated plan to combat Trump, suggestin’ it be more tangled than a kraken’s tentacle! And with a deadline for government funds loom’n on March 15, the merry crew best be settin’ their course soon, lest they find themselves in a Constitutional squall!