Arrr, Pope Francis be sayin' Trump’s deportin' spree be endin' like a shipwreck in Davy Jones' locker!
2025-02-11
Arrr, me hearties! The Pope be raisin' a ruckus 'gainst Trump’s ship o' deportation, scribblin' to U.S. Bishops on the 10th o' February! He likens lost souls to the Holy Family’s Egypt escape, demandin' we treat every scallywag like fine treasure! Aye, human dignity be the treasure map!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of political seasickness! The Pope, that holy captain of the Vatican ship, be lettin' loose a squall of words 'gainst the Trump crew and their scallywag ways o' sendin' poor souls back to the briny deep.In a missive dated February the tenth, he unleashed a mighty ten-point manifesto to the U.S. Bishops, comparin' the plight of wanderin' souls to the Holy Family's great escape to Egypt – a tale as old as the tides! Arrr, he be callin' for a kinder approach to immigration, one that be respectin' the dignity of every landlubber, no matter their flag or treasure.
The Pope be a steadfast defender of the downtrodden, shakin' his fist at the very notion of treatin' folks like barnacles on a ship’s hull. He be plead’n for policies that open the gates instead of battening them down tighter than a pirate’s treasure chest!
So, me mateys, let us raise a tankard to the Pope, for he sails the seas of compassion while the others be tossin’ folks overboard! Aye, may all souls find safe haven on these troubled waters!