Arrr, Hegseth be swappin’ Fort Liberty fer Fort Bragg like a landlubber changin’ his britches! Har har!
2025-02-11
Arrr, matey! Defense Sec Pete Hegseth be swappin’ Fort Liberty back to Fort Bragg, but this time 'tis for a humble soul, Roland L. Bragg! Aye, no more hailing that scallywag Confederate, just a brave lad in the Army. A fine jest, I say! Yarrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I got a tale fit fer the likes of ye! So, our gallant Secretary o' Defense, Pete Hegseth, be makin' waves on the high seas o' military names! Aye, he be decree’n that Fort Liberty—a name giv'n to banish the ghost of that scallywag Confederate General Braxton Bragg—be takin' on a new moniker once more!Now, savvy this! In the grand year of 2023, they said, “No more honor fer those rebel ruffians!” So, they changed the name to Fort Liberty, where the soldiers could feel free, like a parrot flyin’ over the open sea. But lo and behold, the winds o' change have blown again! Back be the name Fort Bragg, but hold yer grog, for this time it be honorin’ a brave enlisted lad named Roland L. Bragg! Aye, a fine choice indeed, ‘cause he be a true landlubber with the heart o’ a lion!
So, here’s to the new name, and may it bring honor to the memory of this noble sailor! Raise yer tankards, me mateys, fer a toast to Roland and the land of liberty! Arrr!