Arrr, FEMA be stoppin’ coin for landlubber shelters in New York, after Musk be blowin’ his horn 'bout fancy inns!
2025-02-11
Arrr, matey! The cap’n of the disaster crew be sayin’ he’s stoppin’ the gold coins flowin’ to New York for them landlubber migrants! Blame it on that scallywag Musk, shoutin’ from his social media ship! Aye, he’s slashin’ costs like a true buccaneer!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I have a tale most curious from the landlubbers of the federal agency! The acting captain of this fine vessel, tasked with weatherin' the storms of disaster, hath declared a mighty pause on the treasure sent to New York City for harborin' the poor souls known as migrants. Aye, it be a right twist o' fate!It seems that the infamous Elon Musk, captain of the social media seas, took to his ship o' tweets to unleash a tempest upon these transactions. With a mighty blast, he called out the folk who be makin’ these payments, and now they be facin' the stormy seas of accountability! Arrr, the winds of change be blowin' fierce!
This Musk, a cunning buccaneer headin’ the Department of Government Efficiency, be wieldin' more power than a captain with a cannon. He be on a quest to cut costs and trim the crew, makin’ the bureaucracy as lean as a scallywag’s purse after a night at the tavern. So, keep yer eyes peeled, for the tides be turnin’, and this saga be far from over! Aye, it’s a jolly good show for us sea dogs, watchin’ the landlubbers squabble o’er their gold!