Arrr! MSNBC seadog be laughin' at 'Morning Joe' mates frettin' o'er a fanciful 'constitutional tempest!' Har har!
2025-02-11
Arrr, matey! MSNBC’s landlubber lawyer Danny Cevallos be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, sayin’ the “constitutional crisis” talk be a tad too stormy fer now. Aye, some scallywags be blowin’ it outta proportion, like a ship’s sails in a gentle breeze! Avast, let’s not be walkin’ the plank just yet!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics, where legal analyst Danny Cevallos be settin' the record straight on the ruckus caused by none other than President Donald Trump! Aboard the deck of "Morning Joe," Cevallos declared that the talk of a "constitutional crisis" be a bit overblown, like a ship's sails on a breezy day."A constitutional crisis," he says, "is when the good ol’ Constitution can’t steer the ship right!" He argues that the chaos from Trump’s executive orders ain't quite reachin' crisis levels just yet. Aye, it be annoying for the courts, but they be more than capable of weathering the storm, like seasoned sailors in a squall.
But nay, the Democrats, led by the likes of Sen. Chris Murphy, be hootin' and hollerin' a different tune, claimin' the President be stirrin' the pot of crisis. Cevallos chuckled at the notion, likenin' Trump’s order-flingin' to a pirate tossin' cannonballs overboard without checkin' if they be loaded.
He cautions that a true crisis sets sail when the courts issue a command and the Captain refuses to follow! So, if Trump keeps his compass steady, we might just avoid the treacherous waters. But who knows, savvy? The seas of governance be ever murky! Arrr!