Arrr, the Black victim crew be settlin' their sails in a new port, savvy?
2025-02-11
Arrr, me hearties! I be feelin’ a right letdown to hear that Howard University, the grandest treasure of Black learning, be hoistin’ the sails for Ibram X. Kendi, a scallywag peddlin’ tales of victimhood. What a jest, I say! A true pirate's folly, that be!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round for a tale of the high seas of academia, where one Ibram X. Kendi sails forth, claimin' to champion the cause of the oppressed, yet fills his treasure chest with gold doubloons while spoutin' naught but hot air!This scallywag, raised in the lap of luxury, be tellin' the folks that America be a den of systemic racism, and that ye be a villain if ye be White and don’t repent in his particular fashion. But lo! He neglects to hoist the sails for the true underclass of Black souls stranded in urban storms, for that would sink his ship o’ profit.
With a hearty laugh, I celebrated the news that Boston University was weighin' anchor on Kendi’s treasure trove of a research center. The man pocketed a king’s ransom for speeches, oft showing up late like a landlubber, yet collectin' his spoil as if he’d done a fine job! Now he’s off to Howard University to set up another shiny façade, spoutin' about “intellectual inquiry,” which be nothin’ but a ruse!
Ahoy, I say, let’s steer clear of these race hustlers! True treasure lies in upliftin' the youth, not fillin’ the coffers of charlatans. It’s high time we reject their siren songs and sail towards real development—avast, no more dead ends on this journey for our kin!