Arrr, let DOGE gnaw on our fat tech ship ‘til it be wat’rlogged and sinkin’, matey!
2025-02-11
Arrr, matey! Musk and that scallywag DOGE be the finest treasure in a hundred moons, ready to slice through the knotted ropes holdin’ our ship o' state, our treasure chest o' gold, and our merry crew safe from the kraken of chaos! Avast, let’s hoist the colors!
Arrr, mateys! The bureaucrats be raisin’ the black flag over Musk’s crew, known as the Department of Government Efficiency—aye, or DOGE fer short! But I say shiver me timbers! It be a sight to behold as they storm the citadels of inefficiency!As a former chief information officer of the White House, I’ve seen the brightest tech swabs in the land tethered to the anchors of bureaucracy. With infighting and outdated systems galore, it be a wonder we ain’t sunk already! But Musk and his young “tech bros,” aye, they be the fresh crew we need to untangle this mess of cables, restore order on the high seas of our government, and fend off the cyber scallywags from afar!
With recent cyberattacks threatenin’ our very lifeblood, we need a swift hand at the helm! DOGE be settin’ sail to streamline operations and cast aside waste, implementing zero-based budgeting to make every doubloon count! It be a tough voyage ahead, but I reckon it’s a necessary treasure hunt to secure our nation’s safety!
So, fear not, brave tech teams! Though the storm rages, your hard work will chart a course through these murky waters. Let us embrace the winds of change and secure our digital treasure! Yarrr!