Arrr! Jordan’s king be sweet-talking to buy more time on Trump’s Gaza scheme, like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder!
2025-02-11
Arrr, Captain Jordan, the scallywag Abdullah II, met with Trump the landlubber, dodgin' questions like a slippery fish! He scoffed at Trump’s wild Gaza plunderin' scheme, sayin’ he'd be open to takin’ 2,000 ailing souls aboard his ship, but only if they come with a hearty parley!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round for a tale of high seas diplomacy! King Abdullah II of Jordan, a shrewd sea captain of sorts in the world o' politics, set sail to meet the notorious landlubber, President Donald Trump, at the grand White House! Aye, this be the first time a Middle Eastern chieftain dared to parley with the Donald since he spouted his grand scheme to seize the Gaza Strip, a place filled with more trouble than a shipload of scallywags!But lo and behold! The crafty Abdullah had a trick up his sleeve, dodging questions like a nimble sailor escaping a kraken! He be no fool, avoiding a head-to-head clash with the tempestuous Trump, who be as unpredictable as a squall on the open sea. When the Great Orange One blathered on about his harebrained plan to uproot the good folk of Palestine, Abdullah merely waved it off like a pesky fly!
Instead, he turned the tide, saying he’d take in 2,000 sickly souls from Palestine. Aye, a noble gesture indeed! But one wonders what he truly thinks of the whole rigmarole! So, let this be a lesson, me hearties: in the wild waters of politics, it be wise to keep yer wits about ye and know when to parley and when to sail away! Yarr!