Arrr! Trump be tellin’ the Jordanian king, “We’ll be claimin’ Gaza, and the Palestinians be settlin’ elsewhere, savvy?”
2025-02-11
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be tellin’ King Abdullah that the good ol' US of A be settin’ sail for Gaza! “Fear not, me hearties,” he quipped, “the rascally Palestinians shall find a cozy cove elsewhere, while we steer the ship proper-like!” But no treasure takin’, just runnin’ the show!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the high seas o' politics! In a recent parley with King Abdullah of Jordan, our raucous leader, President Donald Trump, be claimin' that the good ol’ US o’ A be settin' its sights on a prize called Gaza. Aye, ye heard me right! He proclaims that the fine folk of Palestine shall find safe harbor in a land far from their current shores—Gaza be not one of ‘em!With a swagger fit for a captain, Trump declares, “We ain't buyin' this here Gaza, lads, nah! We’ll be runnin’ it proper-like!” But hark! When questioned under what flag the US be takin’ Gaza, he boldly states, “Under US authority, of course!” Aye, he might be a swashbuckler, but even he knows there be rules on these treacherous waters!
Yet, in a twist worthy of a sea serpent, he adds that the US won’t be gettin’ its hands dirty with the gritty work o' fixin’ Gaza. It seems our captain prefers to steer the ship rather than swab the deck! So there ye have it, me hearties: a comical caper o' conquest and authority, all wrapped in the finest piratical irony. Arrr!