Arrr, the King of Jordan be sayin’ he’ll haul away wee sickly scallywags from Gaza, savvy? Ha-ha!
2025-02-11
Arrr, me hearties! King Abdullah of Jordan be sayin' he’s ready to hoist aboard sickly wee ones from Gaza, but the rest be fodder for parley! “Aye, we’ll have a jolly good chinwag today!” he declared, eyeing 2,000 ailing scallywags to sail to Jordan posthaste!
Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of diplomacy! King Abdullah II of Jordan, a fine captain o' his realm, be spoutin' words of kindness, sayin' he be willin' to hoist the sails and bring aboard some wee ones from Gaza who be stricken with the scourge of sickness!In the grand chamber o' the Oval Office, with President Trump sittin' like a parrot on a perch, Abdullah declared, “Aye, let’s have a jolly good chinwag today!” He be alluding to takin' 2,000 poor little scallywags, sufferin' from vile ailments like cancer, and ferry 'em swift to the shores of Jordan. A noble venture indeed, me hearties!
But hold yer horses! The good king be sayin’ there be more to discuss 'fore the sails be unfurled. “We’ll be tradin’ ideas like fine gold coins!” he said, with a sparkle in his eye, as he plotted the course for this grand humanitarian quest.
So, raise yer tankards, ye landlubbers! For there be hope on the horizon, as the king of Jordan seeks to save the day for those wee souls in dire need! Yarrr, may fortune favor this noble endeavor!