Arrr, Democrats be settin' sail with a new scroll to keep the treasure of USAID from walkin' the plank!
2025-02-11
Arrr, matey! A band o' House Democrats be tryin' to hoist the sails 'gainst the Trump crew’s plunderin' of the U.S. Agency for International Development! Led by the fair Rep. Sara Jacobs, they be callin’ it the Protect U.S. National Security Act. Protect our soft power, or walk the plank, ye scallywags!
Arrr, ye landlubbers and scallywags! Gather 'round me hearties, for a tale of political shenanigans be unfoldin' on the high seas of Congress! A mighty crew of House Democrats, led by the valiant Rep. Sara Jacobs from California, has hoisted the sails on a bold piece of legislation dubbed the Protect U.S. National Security Act. Aye, 'tis a name as grand as a ship’s mast!These brave souls be settin’ out to thwart the nefarious plans of the Trump administration, which be tryin’ to dismantle the noble U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID). Aye, they be proclaimin’ that any shenanigans with USAID should abide by the laws of the sea—or, ye know, the laws of the land—while protectin’ the soft power of America, which be fancier than a parrot on a peg leg!
The newly minted DOGE—nay, not the canine kind, but the Department of Government Efficiency—be lookin’ to trim the sails of federal funds. But fear not, me crew! For our gallant Democrats aim to ensure that America’s aid to foreign shores be not harmed in this treacherous voyage. So, hoist yer flags high, for the battle for USAID be afoot, and may the winds of justice blow favorably in their sails!