Arrr, Georgia scallywag be plottin’ to gift Trump Greenland, renamin' it 'Red, White, and Blueland'! A fine treasure, indeed!
2025-02-11
Arrr, mateys! Rep. Buddy Carter, that scallywag from Georgia, be hoistin’ a jolly flag called the "Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025!" If we snatch up Greenland, we’ll be givin’ it a right proper name, aye! Who knew pirates be so keen on rebrandin’, eh?
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale from the high seas of politics! Rep. Buddy Carter, a jolly lad from Georgia, be throwin' his hat in the ring to support that scallywag President Trump in his grand quest to seize the icy shores of Greenland. But wait, it gets better! This buccaneer has proposed a bill to rechristen Greenland to the glorious name of "Red, White and Blueland." Aye, ye heard that right!In a proclamation fit for a captain, Carter declared, "America's back, and we be expandin' our territory!" He believes that acquiring this frosty land be a matter of national security, as our Negotiator-in-Chief aims to ink a deal that would bring the Greenlanders into the freest crew on the seven seas.
Now, let it be known, the "Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025" states that any mention of Greenland henceforth be replaced with their new moniker. But alas, Carter be sailin' solo on this venture, as no other scallywags have joined him in cosponsorship.
Despite Denmark's Prime Minister firmly stating that Greenland be "not for sale," she ain’t averse to havin' more American boots on her icy shores. So, what say ye, mateys? Will this outrageous endeavor succeed, or will it sink like a ship with a hole in its hull? Only time will tell, avast ye!