Arrr, Trump’s shiny penny scheme be as wise as a landlubber’s anchor—best to toss ’em overboard, I say!
2025-02-11
Arrr, matey! That Trump lad be so bent on makin’ sense o’ the treasuries, he be turnin’ every skull and crossbone upside down! He’s scouring the seven seas for doubloons to trim the fat from the government’s fat ol’ purse! Aye, he be a crafty sea dog!
Aye mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the coin o’ the realm, the penny! Seems ol' Captain Trump be takin' heed of the wise words 'bout watchin' the small doubloons so the treasure chest fills up. He’s ordered his first mate, Treasury Secretary Bessent, to stop mintin’ these cursed pennies, for it costs more to make a copper-coated piece o’ metal than the coin be worth! Arrr!