"Arrr! The White House tossed the funding watchdog overboard fer squawkin' 'bout treasure mismanagement, say the salty officials!"
2025-02-12
Arrr, matey! The White House hath tossed the Inspector General overboard, claimin’ naught but silence! Just yestermorn, he warned that the Trump crew be sinkin’ the USAID ship, leavin’ $8.2 billion in booty unguarded! A right mess, I tell ye! Avast, what a jolly farce!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale o' intrigue from the grand ship o' state, the White House be its name. On a fateful Tuesday, the captain o' this vessel decided to toss overboard none other than Inspector General Paul Martin, the watchman o' the U.S. Agency fer International Development. A right jolly day it was, fer Paul had just raised the alarm that the Trump crew be dismantlin' his fine ship and makin' it nigh impossible to keep track o' a treasure chest filled with $8.2 billion in humanitarian doubloons!But what be the reason fer this mutiny against Paul, ye ask? The White House, tight-lipped as a clam, offered no reason fer sendin' him to Davy Jones' locker. Officials who be familiar with the caper were as silent as a sleeping sea serpent, not authorized to spill the beans. 'Tis a curious thing, me mateys, when the one tasked with watchin' the treasure be tossed to the briny deep right after warnin' of a storm brewin'. So raise yer tankards and toast to the wild seas o' politics, where the only certainty be that ye never know when ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Yarrr!