Arrr! Trump be slashin’ the crew, savin’ doubloons like a scallywag hoardin' treasure!
2025-02-12
Avast, mateys! Captain Trump be scribblin’ a decree that be shovin’ the federal crew into the drink! He be callin’ fer mighty cuts, lettin’ the DOGE ship led by ol’ Musk hunt down the lazy scallywags. It’s a right ruckus on the high seas of government! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the high seas of politics! The cap’n of the great ship America, President Donald Trump, be signing an order that’ll make the federal crew walk the plank! Aye, he be callin' fer a cut to the ranks of the federal workforce, and it be a mighty bold move, indeed!This here decree be givin' more power to that savvy scallywag, Elon Musk, and his crew aboard the U.S. DOGE Service, tasked with huntin' down inefficiencies in the government’s treasure chest. They be on a quest to trim the fat from the bloated crew, and by thunder, they be makin’ it clear that no more landlubbers shall be hired! Aye, it be a call for "large-scale" cuts, as the captain himself declares!
So, hoist the sails and prepare for a tumultuous ride, for the winds of change be blowin' fierce! The federal seas be choppin’ as the DOGE crew sets forth with their treasure maps, seekin’ to find where the doubloons be leak’n. Will they find the hidden gold or merely stir up a storm? Only time will tell, me hearties!