Avast! Red state scallywags be hopin' to sink the Department o' Education ship, savvy? Yarrr!
2025-02-12
Arrr! The Republican sea dogs be chartin' a course fer a realm with naught but a ghostly Education Department! They've got grand schemes to hoist the sails on ol' Trump’s dreams. The captain be callin' fer the department’s scuttlin’, while he be sharpenin’ his cutlass for the final blow!
Arrr mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand ole scheme o' the Republican states! Aye, they be settin' sail on a wild adventure, preparin' to cast the federal Department of Education into the briny deep, just as Captain Trump be callin' for!This here scallywag has long been shoutin' from the crow's nest, sayin' that the Education Department be as useful as a ship without a sail. Rumor has it, he be plottin' a course for executive actions to slice and dice its major functions, like a seasoned cutlass-wielder in a tavern brawl! Aye, the lawmakers be urged to join the fray and deliver the final blow to this bureaucratic beast!
The Republican crew be confident, sayin' they can hoist the sails and steer their own ships without the guidance of the federal sea. They be claimin' their own agencies can take the wheel and navigate the stormy waters of education, but will they be chartin' a course to success or merely sailin' in circles? Only time will tell, me hearties! So, prepare yer sea legs, for the future be lookin' as unpredictable as a kraken lurkin' just below the surface!