James Carville be wailin', "Arrr, no gallant crew be comin' to thwart Trump’s scallywag schemes, matey!"
2025-02-12
Arrr! James Carville, that crafty strategist, be bemoanin' the lack o' hearty moderate Republicans joinin' forces against the tempestuous Trump crew. He warns the Democrats be needin' a fresh treasure map, lest they be left flounderin' in the briny deep! Avast, me hearties!
Arrr, mateys! Veteran strategist James Carville be warnin’ the Democratic crew that hopin’ fer them scallywag Republicans to save the day be as foolish as chasin’ a mermaid’s tail! On a raucous podcast, he mocked those landlubbers who yappin’ on telly proclaim, “Fear not, all be well!” and “We can be pals with the Trump crew!” Har har, what a jest!Carville scoffed at the dreamers thinkin’ some noble Republican would ride in on a white horse. “Nay, they be not comin’, the cavalry be lost at sea!” he bellowed. He then pointed out that the mind of Trump be so far from the norm that it’s like he don’t even know what a box be! Aye, that’s the perilous waters we be navigatin’!
The ol’ sea dog hopes the Democrats can find a unifying flag to rally ‘round, but it must be a truthy tale! He lamented that this be a government run by the rich for the rich, and that Trump’s crew be lookin’ to fill their coffers, not care about ye! It’s all a grand shakedown, he declared!
So heed his words, ye scallywags! Carville says no cavalry be comin’ to save the day, and it’s time to steer the ship in a new direction! Arrr!