Arrr, the Pope be givin' the Trump crew a right tongue-lashin' fer shippin' folk away, eh? Vance be squawkin' too!
2025-02-12
Arrr, me hearties! Pope Francis be givin' a right tongue-lashin’ to the Trump crew fer their grand schemes o' sendin' the lot o' folks packin’, especially fer that scallywag Vice President Vance's foolish talk! Aye, the Vatican's not afraid to hoist the Jolly Roger on such nonsense!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ the high seas o’ politics, where the good Pope Francis be settin’ sail against the mighty Trump ship! On a fine Tuesday, the Pope hurled a cannonball of words at the Trump crew, callin’ their mass deportation plans a right disgrace, as it robs poor souls of their dignity. He penned a letter to them bishops, takin’ a swipe at the Vice President’s religious ruckus in favour o’ tossin’ migrants overboard like sea rats!But lo and behold, Tom Homan, the border czar, fired back, remindin’ the Pope that whilst he has walls ‘round his Vatican, the United States deserves a fortress too! He claimed the Pope should stick to fixin’ his own ship rather than meddlin’ in the immigration waters of the U.S.
Our Holy Father, bein’ the first Latin American pope, longs to welcome the lost souls fleeing storms o’ poverty and persecution. He invoked the Book o’ Exodus, proclaiming that every swashbuckler seekin’ refuge deserves a fair chance. The Pope admonished, “What be built on force, will surely sink!”
In the end, ‘twas a right ruckus over who’s got the better charts for navigatin’ the treacherous sea of immigration! So hoist yer sails high, me hearties, for in this wild squall, the dignity of all souls ought to be the true treasure we seek!