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Arrr, I be an Angel Mom, spyin’ Trump at the White House bringin’ back hope an’ safety fer me hearties!

2025-02-12

Arrr, I be joinin’ me hearty Angel Moms, Tammy Nobels, Allyson Phillips, and Alexis Nungaray at the grand White House, where the great Captain Trump be scribblin’ his mark on the Laken Riley Act! Aye, we be celebratin’ like scallywags at a treasure hunt!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout heartache and hope on the high seas of politics! On fateful days in the years of our Lord, 2023 and 2024, many a family was left in grief, as the Democrats’ open borders led to the tragic loss of fair maidens like Rachel Morin and others, cast adrift in sorrow.

But hark! On the 29th day of January, 2025, a hero emerged from the stormy seas – none other than President Donald Trump! With quill in hand, he penned the Laken Riley Act, like a mighty captain steering us away from perilous waters. Joined by brave Angel Moms, we stormed the White House, ready to witness this grand signing, knowing we were united by a bond only mothers could share.

As the solemn trumpets blared and the mighty President strode forth, the air crackled with sorrow and resolve. He beckoned the family of Laken to the stage, promising a safer haven for all and vowing to guard against the scallywags who threaten our shores! With Trump at the helm, hope was restored, and we thanked him for heeding our cries like a true guardian of the realm.

So, let it be known! "When the righteous beareth rule, the people rejoice!" Aye, that’s the spirit of our voyage!

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