Arrr! Tulsi Gabbard be named Trump’s spy master, savvy? Aye, what a jolly crew we be settin’ sail with!
2025-02-12
Arrr matey! After a fortnight o' wranglin' the Senate scallywags, Tulsi Gabbard be tossed aboard as Trump's spy master by a 52-48 shoutin' match! Even ol' Mitch McConnell joined the Democrats in sayin' "nay"! A grand victory for Gabbard, once thought to be in Davy Jones' locker! Savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of political high seas! After a grueling week o' plunderin' and parleyin' with a crew o' wary Senate Republicans, the fiery Tulsi Gabbard be raisin' the Jolly Roger as she be confirmed as the Grand Admiral o' National Intelligence by a narrow 52-48 vote! Arrr, it be a clash o' titans, as the ol' sea dog Mitch McConnell, along with every matey in the Democrat ship, scuttled their support fer her!This here confirmation be a mighty fine victory fer Gabbard, who once seemed destined to walk the plank, bein' one o' the most vulnerable nominees in Trump’s treasure chest. Aye, it be a twist o' fate, as she sailed through the stormy waters o' skepticism, dodgin' cannon fire from the doubters who thought she’d sink like a lead anchor!
Now, with her flag flyin' high, Gabbard be ready to navigate the treacherous waters of intelligence and strategy, conjurin' plans that even the saltiest sea dog would envy! So hoist the anchor and prepare the sails, for the winds be blowin' in her favor, and we be off to the next adventure on this grand sea o' politics! Yarrr!