Arrr! The Senate be givin' a hearty aye to Tulsi Gabbard as Trump’s spy master, savvy? A fine jest indeed!
2025-02-12
Arrr, mateys! The Senate be givin' a hearty aye to Tulsi Gabbard, now part o' Captain Trump's crew! After much squawkin' 'bout her thoughts on scallywags like Russia and ol' Assad, she snagged a 52-48 win. Now she’ll steer the ship o' secrets, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair lass Tulsi Gabbard, who just sailed her way into the treacherous waters of national intelligence! On a fine Wednesday, the Senate, bless their scallywag souls, did confirm her with a shiver-me-timbers vote of 52-48, not unlike the toss of a doubloon! A former Democratic lass from Hawaii, she be now part o' Captain Trump’s merry crew.But hold yer horses, for the winds be blowin' fierce! Lawmakers be hurlin' questions like cannonballs at her, ponderin' her curious views on the Russian corsairs, the ousted pirate king Bashar al-Assad, and that rogue of a whistleblower, Edward Snowden, who be spillin' secrets like a leaky ship! Aye, the seas be rough, and her ship be takin’ on water, but Gabbard be ready to navigate through the stormy tides of intelligence.
In her new role, she’ll be at the helm, steer the ship, and keep a weathered eye on the horizon! So raise yer tankards to Gabbard, the new director of national intelligence, as she takes the wheel amidst a crew full o' doubt and ruckus! Yarrr!