Arrr! The Senate be givin' the nod to Gabbard as the grand keeper o' secrets, savvy?
2025-02-12
Arrr, matey! The Senate be raisin’ the black flag o’ party loyalty Wednesday, settin' Tulsi Gabbard to steer the ship o’ national intelligence! Despite grumblin’ from the Democrats and wary whispers from the Republicans, they voted 52 to 48, after two moons o’ chin-waggin’. Avast, what a scallywag saga!
Arrr, me hearty! Gather 'round, fer I be sharin' a tall tale o' the Senate seas, where the winds o' politics be blowin’ fierce! On the fateful day of Wednesday, the Senate crew did cast their votes like a band o' scallywags, firin' cannonballs along party lines to confirm one Tulsi Gabbard as the new captain o' national intelligence, aye! This be the top spy in the whole land, mind ye!But lo and behold, not all hands were clappin' with glee! The Democrats were hootin' and hollerin' like a pack o' rabid parrots, raisin' strong objections to this here appointment. The Republicans, too, looked as if they’d swallowed a lemon, expressin' doubts 'bout Gabbard’s experience and judgment, wonderin’ if she be fit to steer the ship o' 18 mighty intelligence agencies.
After two months o' endless wranglin' and deliberatin', the final count be a close one—52 votes to 48, as if they were divvyin' up a treasure chest! So, with a hearty “Aye!” from the Senate, Gabbard be takin' the helm, ready to navigate the treacherous waters of national secrets, whether they be fishin' for information or battlin' sea monsters of mischief! Yo ho, let the adventure begin!