"Ahoy! Joe Concha be sayin’, Democrats with sense be likin’ this ragtag crew o’ scallywags!"
2025-02-12
Arrr, matey! Columnist Joe Concha be spottin’ but three sensible souls among the Democrats, navigatin’ the wild seas o’ chaos brought by Captain Trump and Elon Musk, who be sailin' full speed ahead! What a jolly crew they be, tryin' not to capsize, har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round, for I be regaling ye with words of the political seas, where the ship of the Democrats be sailin’ on troubled waters! Yonder James Carville, a strategist of the Democratic ilk, be utterin’ that there be a plant in the land of progressives, sproutin’ all manner o’ daftness and folly. Aye, he speaks truth as he points out the sorry state o’ the crew, with only a handful possessing a scrap of sense!Then sails in John Fetterman, a senator from Pennsylvania, bemoanin’ how his comrades be shamin’ the very people they aim to charm. “Ye be a bunch of donkeys!” he cries, and rightly so! Even the famed Bill Maher be joinin’ the ruckus, wonderin’ why the left be unable to be civil with those who don’t share their colors. Yarr, the Blue Team be lost at sea, flappin’ their gums ‘bout Trump whilst offerin’ naught but a cacophony of insults!
With lawmakers shoutin’ like pirates in a tavern, “Shut down the Senate!” and “We’re at war!” it’s clear they be adrift! Meanwhile, the good folk be cryin’ for change, yet Democrats cling to the old ways like barnacles to a hull! Even ol’ Jon Stewart be callin’ for some accountability in their treasure chests. Alas, they be havin’ a public therapy session, not a protest! Without course correction, they’ll be headin’ straight to Davy Jones’ locker! Arrr!