"Arrr! Mother o' the captive lad be plead'n with Trump an' Netanyahu—'Bring me son home 'fore the truce be sunk!'”
2025-02-12
Arrr, me hearty! The mum of a lad snatched on the 7th o' October be plead’n with Cap'n Trump and Prime Minister Netanyahu to haul her boy back to the shipshape shores 'fore the ceasefire runs dry! Aye, time's a-tickin’, and she be wantin' her scallywag safe!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale most harrowin'! Idit Ohel, the brave mother of Alon Ohel, a poor soul held captive by the scallywags of Hamas, be plead’n with President Trump and Prime Minister Netanyahu. She be cryin’, “Heave ho! Spare the war! For if ye go back to battle, me son and the rest of the hostages be doomed!”Alon, a jolly lad attendin' the Nova music festival, found himself in a right pickle when those dastardly pirates struck. Struck down and taken, he now be languishin' in dark tunnels, chained and starved like a shipwrecked sailor! Idit heard word from freed hostages that her son be fightin’ for his life, unable to see out of one eye, bloodied and battered from the attack.
She implores the mighty leaders, “Do somethin’! Bring him home! Think of yer own kin! For every day he be starvin’, me heart breaks more!” The mother rallied ye thousands in Tel Aviv, celebratin’ her son’s 24th birthday with a heart full of love, but no voice to share with him.
So raise yer tankards, me mates, and join Idit in her battle to bring Alon back! For every good pirate knows the worth of family and the true treasure of freedom!