Arrr, me lad's trapped in them Hamas holes! Trump, ye be the captain to haul him back!
2025-02-12
Arrr, matey! On the seventh day of October, Alon Ohel was snatched by scallywags at the Nova shanty fest! But lo! Last week, his kin heard tell that though he be battered, the lad still breathes! A true tale o' resilience on the high seas of mischief!
Ahoy mateys! As I scribble me thoughts, a heavy heart weighs upon me chest. For nigh 500 days, I be livin' a nightmare fit for the depths of Davy Jones’ locker! Me eldest lad, Alon, celebrated his 24th birthday shackled in the dark tunnels of those blaggards, Hamas. What a cursed fate!Alon be a fine young squall, with his golden locks and eyes as green as the emerald isle! A piano prodigy and a friend to all, I be missin’ his merry laugh and wise chats about the world. On October 7, he was caught in a vile ambush at the Nova music festival, hidin' in what they now call the “death shelter.” Of twenty-seven souls, only seven escaped with their lives, while four, includin' me Alon, found themselves in the clutches of the enemy!
Oh, I be weepin’ like a scallywag when I saw others freed, me heart breakin' for me boy. The news be dire; iron shackles, injuries, and barely a loaf of bread in sight! How can they not see me son as a “humanitarian case”? By the powers, I be thankful to the likes of President Trump and Prime Minister Netanyahu for their tireless efforts to secure the hostages’ fate. We shall not let Alon languish another birthday in darkness! We’ll fight to bring him home, lest he become just another tale lost to the sea of time! Arrr!