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"Avast! Microsoft be sayin' AI be makin' landlubbers dimmer—fear not, ye scallywags, no need to scuttle the ship yet!"

2025-02-12

Arrr, matey! Microsoft be warnin' that AI be eatin' away at our noggins like a ravenous sea serpent! But fear not, for it may not be as bleak as a sailor's last rum! Aye, we be still steerin’ our ships through the stormy seas o’ tech!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the treacherous waters of artificial intelligence! A scallywag study from Microsoft and the fine folk at Carnegie Mellon claim that us landlubbers may be sufferin’ from “the deterioration of cognitive faculties” thanks to our reliance on these fancy AI tools.

This here research surveyed 319 buccaneers who use AI tools like ChatGPT and Gemini at work. They found that while these magical contraptions may boost efficiency, they be turnin’ our noggins to mush! Aye, instead of thinkin’ for ourselves, we be checkin’ if the AI did its job right, makin’ us mere stewards of tasks instead of the fearless problem-solvers we used to be.

But don’t be reachin’ for the panic buttons just yet! The study relies on how folks feel about their brainpower, not actual tests of critical thinking. It could be that with AI takin’ the wheel for simpler tasks, we can tackle tougher challenges more easily. We need a proper study to truly measure our smarts!

So, lasses and lads, let’s not toss our AI tools overboard just yet! A little self-care and findin’ meaning in our work may just save our ship from sinkin’ into the abyss of brain rot!

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