"Avast, ye scallywags! The Covid conjurers be seekin' vengeance like a parrot with a peg leg!"
2025-02-12
Arrr matey! After a fair share o' GOP cannon fire at our health crews, Trump’s scallywags be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger on Covid-19 tall tales! The federal crew be shiverin' in their boots, wonderin' what mischief be brewin' next on this treacherous sea!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale of treachery and folly on the high seas of health! For years, the GOP buccaneers have been layin' cannon fire on our fine US health agencies, leavin' 'em as battered as a ship caught in a tempest!Now, with Trump’s crew of appointed rogues takin' the helm, it seems they be fixin’ to unleash a storm of Covid-19 conspiracies upon the good folks runnin' the ship! Aye, these landlubbers be lookin’ to steer the course with naught but wild tales and mischief, makin' the good federal workers quake in their boots like they be in a ghost ship!
Ye see, these appointed knaves be ready to throw the anchor overboard and set sail for a sea of chaos, where facts be but a distant memory, and the truth be a treasure buried deep. The brave souls in the agencies be wonderin' what new devilry lies ahead, prayin' for calm waters and fair winds, but alas, it be lookin' more like a maelstrom!
So hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties! We be in for a rollickin’ ride, and the only thing certain be a barrel of laughs as we navigate this wild and wacky voyage through the treacherous waters of health and folly!