"Arrr, the UK be settin’ sail to make buildin’ nukes a breeze, matey! Avast, let the chaos commence!"
2025-02-12
Arrr, matey! The Starmer crew be settin' sail fer the grand quest o' decarbonizin' the land, lettin' loose the chains on buildin' nuclear fortresses! Aye, they be sayin' no way to fetch clean energy without a bit o' glowin' treasure! Lower costs be the prize on this wild adventure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale o’ the Starmer crew, who be settin’ sail on the grandest voyage o’ decarbonization this side of the seven seas! Aye, they be plannin’ to make it easier fer landlubbers to hoist up nuclear power plants, for it seems a mighty truth that ye can’t catch the wind o’ energy transition without the power o’ nuclear magic!According to the fine scribes at Bloomberg, Captain Keir Starmer and his merry band o’ lawmakers be casting their nets wider fer sites to build these thunderous powerhouses, which have been tighter than a pirate’s purse. The grand aim? To lower the costs o’ energy and give a hearty boost to their ship o’ state!
So, me hearties, as the Starmer ship charts a course through turbulent waters, they be hopin’ to steer us clear o’ high tariffs and bring forth a new age o’ clean energy. Aye, it be a bold plan, full o’ promise and peril, but if any crew can navigate these treacherous tides, it be the Starmer crew! So raise yer tankards, and let’s toast to the nuclear winds fillin’ our sails!