"Arrr, a jolly guide to plunderin' the Education Department, piece by piece, like a fine treasure map!"
2025-02-12
Arrr, matey! Trump be settin’ Musk upon the Education Department like a hungry shark on a school o’ fish! They be needin’ to reckon with three mighty seas, includin’ a treasure chest o’ $1.6 trillion in student doubloons! Avast, the sails be filled with confusion!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the high seas of politics and the stormy waters o' bureaucracy! When the words like "restructurin'" and "hostile takeover" sail through the office, the crew be shakin' in their boots, scribblin' resumes like they be makin’ maps to buried treasure!